Madz' Meme

I have not been keeping up with reading everyone's blogs, but I think (?) Madz asked me to fill out this meme. I think it is secretly some kind of memory test to see if you have Alzheimer's. Though unless I just admit I can't remember anything and it doesn't sound too nutsy, you would never know if I made it up or truly remembered it.
If the answer is in bold print, that's what Madz said.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night? that guy on The Soup.

2. What were you doing at 0800? sleeping, unusually late...

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? picking up Boy14 at a friend's house. It feels like -15 degrees out there, time for this boy to get his driver's license.

4. What happened to you in 2006? Uh, I had a rectal exam?

5. What was the last thing you said out loud? “I think you have a game tomorrow night.”

6. How many beverages did you have today? who cares

7. What color is your hairbrush? same as above

8. What was the last thing you paid for? a coffee from the Old Dairy

9. Where were you last night? at home, there was a supposed ice storm outside

10. What color is your front door? brown wood, with a large plate of glass so you can look right in (or out).

11. Where do you keep your change? bottom of my purse and spread all over my dresser just like a man.

12. What’s the weather like today? cold as a witch's tit

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor? Breyer's Vanilla Bean

14. What excites you? conversation

15. Do you want to cut your hair? yes, my bangs are so in the way.

16. Are you over the age of 25? obviously.

17. Do you talk a lot? only when no one is around

18. Do you watch the O.C.? is that still on??

19. Do you know anyone named Steven? An old client in NY.

20. Do you make up your own words? yes, I just can't think of any good examples...

21. Are you a jealous person? Nope. Well, maybe a little.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’. Angie: Me too!

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’. I don't have that many friends.

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list? what the hell is a received call list? Wait, I think it might be my mom. Do you mean the last person that called me?

25. What does the last text message you received say? I've never had one, nor do I know how to get one if I did.

26. Do you chew on your straw? not particularly, I like to pull and push that accordion kind of straw together a bunch of times.

27. Do you have curly hair? doesn’t get much straighter than this, DITTO

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to? I hope to work in the morning, and not to the hospital in the middle of the night.

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life? a certain member of a certain group I belong to.

30. What was the last thing you ate? manicotti

31. Will you get married in the future? Huh?

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks? I was starting watching a sappy TV movie called "The Ron Clark Story" or something like that about a teacher in NYC and thought it was interesting. Mr. Magorium was okay. I did watch Slingblade again and that is terrific.

33. Is there anyone you like right now? Well sure, my husband, my kids, fellow bloggers, for starters.

34. When was the last time you did the dishes? While cooking dinner this evening.

35. Are you currently depressed? Nope.

36. Did you cry today? I got a little teared up when I heard "Little Drummer Boy."

37. Why did you answer and post this? Shameless self promotion.

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey. I don't think there are five people reading this, but if you are please post your answers!